would you could you in the water?

<baal> “does this package come with a bag for the reg?”
<baal> ‘yes, but I wouldn’t use it for that, it’s pretty small’
<baal> “oh, so it doesn’t fit the package that it comes with?”
<baal> ‘oh it’ll fit, I just wouldn’t use it’
<baal> “oh, interesting – why do you say that?”
<baal> ‘IN MY OPINION I WOULD NOT USE IT’
<baal> dude got ANGRY
<nule> he would not use it with the bag
<nule> he just won’t use it, you dumb fag
<baal> “you know, we here in california like to be ready for cold water”
<baal> don’t fucking talk to me about cold water
<nule> oh it’ll fit, i will not fail
<nule> i just won’t fucking use it, baal!
<baal> lol
<baal> he then proceeded to read me the description off of their website
<baal> which was great, since I didn’t find their number off of the website
<nule> i really have no clue what you’re talking about
<nule> so i’m turning it into something that makes even less sense
<baal> was looking at some dive shit on a website
<baal> wondered if this kit came with a bag for the reg (it was a package) so I asked a question on the little “Have a question? – click here to ask!” form
<nule> so you found it on the net
<nule> what about it don’t you get?
<baal> all I said was “does this come with a reg bag?”
<baal> dude emails me – for my phone number – which I give him
<baal> was just a ton of fucking interaction to find out something rather simple
<baal> got a 20 minute speech of him reading the description of the item off of their website, which obviously I already freaking read
<nule> perhaps it was your biggest blunder
<nule> to reply to him with your phone number
<baal> indeed