[17:59:57] {nule} freaking midges everywhere tonight
[18:00:04] {nule} what the hell is the ecological point of those bugs?
[18:00:31] {nule} must have been the intelligent designer…
[18:00:43] {ormus} yeah, i know what you mean
[18:00:54] {nule} “let’s see, how about a bug that doesn’t do anything except piss off people who don’t like midges in their house”
[18:02:15] {ormus} gotta go get the candy ready
[18:02:49] {nule} I wonder what parents would think if I make the kids fish the candy out of my pockets…
[18:04:02] {nule} f*ck – here they come
[18:05:10] {nule} and I just broke the weather stripping on my door
[18:07:16] {ormus} i hear a kid crying down the street
[18:07:22] {nule} nice
[18:07:25] {nule} and so it begins
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[18:14:39] {nule} are you in costume?
[18:14:43] {ormus} no
[18:14:48] {ormus} i didn’t want to scare them
[18:14:49] {nule} I’m “drunk computer programmer”
[18:14:52] {ormus} or their parents, for that matter
[18:15:04] {nule} yeah, that costume you had would traumatize them
[18:15:09] {ormus} i’m just the guy who salivates a lot as he looks at your kids
[18:15:16] {nule} hold on
[18:15:22] {ormus} uhoh…activity?
[18:15:28] * ormus takes up position behind nule
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[19:36:00] {baal} i told some parents here that their kids costume was queer 🙂
[19:36:08] {baal} he was jeff, the purple wiggle
[19:36:13] {baal} I’m like WTF is that about
[19:36:18] {nule} nice
[19:36:26] {baal} purple wiggle? – I’ll gut you, you sissy